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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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Aug 27, 2021
Aug 27, 2021
54 min
Scotty & Ruttsy, inspired by the Para-Olympics, discussed Jetpack Man, Drunk Earmuffs, Travel experiences in your own home, Hair to mop up oil spills, Netflix & Gaming, Panda’s, Hot Dogs, silly Author names & dumb duels with Mr. Snodgrass. We played Loredo by Band of Horses for no real reason other than Ruttsy’s amusement.
Aug 20, 2021
Aug 20, 2021
54 min
Welcome to Two Smokin’ Guns. On this podcast episode Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Cat Curfews, the Melbourne engagement party fiasco, Pets in Peace, Pi to the 68.2 trillionth decimal point, triskaidekaphobia & the fear of 13, lucky numbers, the Lobster fisherman eaten by a whale, Body shapes and the the St.Kilda Bagpiper.
We went through Melbourne’s most Desirable (at Least Desirable) Street Names, KP’s commentary on Dan & a mix-up by the funeral director represented by lawyer Alex Coffin!
Plus we played a great bagpipe song, It’s a Long Way to the Top by AC/DC.
Jul 24, 2021
Jul 24, 2021
53 min
The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy - discussed Ash Barty and national pride, Jamie Kah the superstar jockey, Kids named Avant-garde winning Spelling Bees, more PC nonsense with Shark Attacks now called “Negative Encounters”, Flaky Fish Allergy Cures (bit of a shark segue there!), Treadmills in Lockdown, Franco Cozzo’s new film, the Virgin Galactic space race queue, How we ate in the 50’s compared to the present day & a few “She fell in love with a golfer but she realised he was subpar” gags. Plus, in a nod to Richard Branson we played Starman by David Bowie.
Jul 14, 2021
Jul 14, 2021
48 min
Scotty & Ruttsy explored the weird and wonderful world of footy results and COVID state lockdowns, Club 27 music legends, a new band called The Royals, a bit of Living next Door to Alice, the China Australia wine spat, the new wine trend Piquette, Melbourne’s most expensive steak sandwich, what’s on this week plus we played Valerie by Amy Winehouse.
Jul 4, 2021
Jul 4, 2021
50 min
After a small break, Scotty & Ruttsy are back and we tackled Radioactive Rhino’s, Northern Territory holidays, Colourful characters & crocodiles, China’s new fertility policy, non-alcoholic beer trials, Cods eating Mice and we undertook an embarrassing mid-year review of our AFL ladder predictions.
We farewelled Captain Merrill Stubing from the Love Boat, discussed some fun Cruise ship facts, the Rex advert slamming Qantas & segued into Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters. Enjoy…
May 13, 2021
May 13, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy unleashed some “Horse walks into a bar” jokes, discussed the horse named ISIS, the man called Vaccini, the French knickers revolution, Clive Palmers battle with Twisted Sister, Bamboo cricket bats, restaurants riddled with rats, secret bars in Werribee, some inspirational life quotes and a few Who am I? quiz questions. We reached back in time to 1972 to play Gudbuy T’ Jane by Slade.
May 1, 2021
May 1, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy covered Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam packed hour of mayhem & merriment.
Apr 25, 2021
Apr 25, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled Crypto Art & Fungibles, Roman coffins, Nude Politicians, Driverless Cars, Helicopters on Mars, Vehicles & Emissions, Skin Cancer & Footy. Hungry Jacks 50th anniversary as a business prompted a calculation of how many burgers CEO Jack Cowin has eaten, an AC/DC song called Big Jack & a chat about other great Jack songs.
Apr 14, 2021
Apr 14, 2021
55 min
The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy – talked Meat, Sport & Phones as we journeyed through the Sri Lankan Mrs World pageant controversy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Sports stars in movies, Best Sport Movies of all time, New PC Government speak, Golf, Female Jockey’s & a nostalgic chat about phone usage from yesteryear.
Song of the week was Nature Boy by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, because there is not enough Nick Cave on the airwaves.
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Apr 10, 2021
Apr 10, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Trump’s wedding speech interruption & parlayed into Rowan Atkinson’s Father of the Bride speech. We discussed Spiderman, the Pharaohs procession, Anthony Hopkins, Australian women’s cricket team, a Night with the Crocs & the world’s best Oxymorons.
Song of the week is back which was Scare Easy by Mudcrutch (Tom Petty’s first band).