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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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Mar 31, 2021
Mar 31, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled the Suez blockage, Celebrities over 90, Queens & Diversity Czars & the worldometers.info website. Ruttsy went all out on Hi-Tech including prison scanners, NASA traffic, Electric planes & 3D printers building homes. All in an hour of power from the Two Smokin’ Guns…
Mar 17, 2021
Mar 17, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy tackles Political Correctness gone mad, James Reyne’s top 10 hits, Murray Walker, famous commentators & the sports they were synonymous with, AFL Ladder predictions & other whimsical nonsense…
Mar 10, 2021
Mar 10, 2021
56 min
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled Japanese COVID probes, AFL players immortalised by statues, 5 year-olds driving cars, more Guinness world records, Jesus who can’t get a kick, some cracking gags , weird death circumstances & Ruttsy took us on a fact find about honey & bees.
Mar 3, 2021
Mar 3, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy rambled through golf gags & anecdotes, Diet myths, Beer diets, Lonely restaurants, Cricket brawls, Bathurst, some unusual Guinness world records, plus we bid farewell to Michael Gudinski, the Godfather of Australian Music.
Feb 25, 2021
Feb 25, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Pinot Pilates, the shortage of Vanilla, Mars probes, clumsy Barber’s, Chinese wine rip-offs, robots cleaning hotel rooms & rubbish baby names (Darth, Lucifer, Cyanide, Awesome, Nutella & Window to name a few…)
Feb 17, 2021
Feb 17, 2021
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Lapland’s funny (& very clever) bid for the 2032 Summer Olympics, Scotland’s gritter trucks, the Oldest brewery in the world, the love message from the South African golfer that went viral (my bok-bok, my special person), Cyber scammer busted, how to make the best salad sandwich, some fun facts & loads of Dad jokes.
Feb 14, 2021
Feb 14, 2021
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy welcomed in 2021 with a show discussing stolen sex dolls, famous moustaches, bank robbers, Arnie on the beers, kids catching big fish, restaurant service rants, cricketers on stamps, tennis & surfing.
Nov 29, 2020
Nov 29, 2020
1hr 57 min
In sport, Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Frawley at the Saints, farewelled Maradona, discussed Mike Tyson’s upcoming fight, celebrated Aussie backstroke world records, unpacked dodgy suburban cricket accommodation & AFL rule changes.
Scotty took us through unfortunate names of towns here and abroad, we told Ghost stories, discussed the Godfather, EV renewal of classic cars, Dinner party text etiquette & Cash v Card. We also did a whirlwind around the grounds on global issues such as Chinese wine tariffs, Kylie Moore-Gilbert's release, Russia’s $150bn Arctic oil exploration & Trump executions.
Ripper 1976 was the vinyl of choice today and we took in Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy, Love is the Drug by Roxy Music, Million Dollar Riff by Skyhooks, Love Really Hurts Without You by Billy Ocean & Hollywood Seven by Jon English.
Nov 22, 2020
Nov 22, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the SA pizza lockdown fiasco, which was a super-supreme, cheese filled, party-size extravaganza cooked up by a selfish idiot and eaten by a gullible Premier.
We farewelled the smorgasbord, once made famous by Sizzler, The Keg, The Swagman & Smorgy’s and discussed the finger lickin’ feud between the Colonel and Grill’d. We told some Dad jokes, talked about Cars as payment mechanisms, Fat Italian kids, Bert’s tune-up, Xmas Gadgets for the home, the proposed Airport link, AC/DC’s 6 #1’s over 5 decades, Australia’s Garlic King, the US Father/son golf tournament, Melbourne’s proposed Grid “festival of business” to rival Austin’s SXSW, Tidal satellites, the Mariana trench & Robots assisting humans,
Ripper 1975 was the album of focus. Ruttsy took us through the political, film, television, sports and cultural issues that shaped the year 1975 and took us through the following songs from the album: Side A Track 1 Horror Movie by Skyhooks, Track 3 If You Love Me by Olivia Newton John, & Track 8 You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet by Bachman Turner Overdrive. Side B Track 4 Girls on the Avenue by Richard Clapton & Track 8 Down Down by Status Quo.
Next week…Ripper 1976…
Nov 16, 2020
Nov 16, 2020
2hr 7 sec
Ruttsy & Scotty unpacked Crazy Cricket bowling feats, the AFL draft, the percentage of Trump’s presidency spent on the golf course (cheating of course), the Yorkshire ripper, Ripper 75, 76 & 77, What has happened to House Wine?, Ghana’s towering bear of a President, Ballot rigging in Australia, Racetracks as Ice-rinks, Santa’s delivery delays, SAS soldiers, Custom number plates, the Queen & Talking Dog jokes.
For no particular reason Hollywood was the song theme so we had Hollywood Nights by Bob Seger, Hollywood Seven by Jon English, Hollywood by Kasey Chambers & Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings by Father John Misty.