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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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May 18, 2022
May 18, 2022
12 min
A special edition of the show focussed on supporting headspace & youth mental health.
The Ministry of Art gallery is sponsoring a Charity Art show on Thursday 21st July 2022.
Artists are invited to enter. Entry is free. First prize for the best artwork is $2,000 and prizes will be awarded to the top 5 artworks. All artworks will be auctioned on the night with all proceeds going to headspace.
The last two years of COVID restrictions have hampered art galleries from opening and therefore artists from being able to promote and sell their artworks. This has obviously caused financial and mental health consequences. This Charity show is about supporting an organisation that does great work in this space.
We spoke to youth volunteers Brad, Ally & Larissa about who headspace are and what they do, their services including early psychosis, their roles, why they volunteer and what they personally gain from their volunteering efforts.
If you would like to learn more about headspace, go to headspace.org.au
If you would like to learn more about the Ministry of Art Charity show go to artministry.com.au
May 16, 2022
May 16, 2022
50 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Full Moons, Ange Postecoglou’s Celtic triumph, the Eurovision Song Contest results, Drunk Deers, Bald sexual discrimination, Rick Astley for PM, Tinnies at the footy, Cash & Covid and Champagne consumption in Australia. Due to popular demand we played more of the best Bass riffs of all time (including Queen, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Stranglers, Jaco Pastorius, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Muse, Sly & the Family Stone, Stanley Clarke, Thin Lizzy, The Cure, Graham Central Station, Rage Against the Machine, Pixies & Hunters & Collectors). Enjoy the bass....
May 2, 2022
May 2, 2022
53 min
Scotty gave Ruttsy a history lesson about the musical Hamilton, then we discussed “air-yachts” & Queen Barbie, before Ruttsy rolled out a selection of the best bass guitar riffs of all time – from Lou Reed, Queen, The Who, Motorhead, The Clash, Stevie Wonder, Weather Report, The Police, The Jam & Bill Withers. We also chatted about the worst songs of all time & famous artists who never won a Grammy Award.
Apr 19, 2022
Apr 19, 2022
54 min
Happy Easter from the Two Smokin’ Guns, Scotty & Ruttsy. We covered some fun facts about Easter, a new sausage/beer combination for your BBQ, strange things that people try to smuggle past customs & border control (a segment we called “what’s that thing down your pants?”). We discussed Illiteracy pens, a fantastic new invention for the reading impaired, the happiest places on Earth and a Lions versus Hunters karma story. We then covered the Metaverse, the Twitterverse & the Universe before our heads exploded and we had to have a lie down.
Mar 29, 2022
Mar 29, 2022
53 min
Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more were all covered by Scotty & Ruttsy. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam-packed show of mayhem & merriment.
Mar 15, 2022
Mar 15, 2022
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the release of Ruttsy’s new book, “My Future’s So Bright…I Gotta Wear Shades”, a book about finding reason & meaning in Retirement – available via Amazon, Booktopia, Barnes & Noble and Apple Books. We did our footy tips for Round 1 of the AFL then discussed the amazing feats of the French free diver who swam 105m under ice with one breath in 0.7c water, plus Melbourne woman, Mina Guli, who has vowed to run 100 marathons in 100 days. We played Lost & Running by Powderfinger in her honour. We then unpacked Belgian pigeons on the pill, Funny workplace names (eg: Noodles – thinks all jobs take 2 minutes), 2021 Best Bogan kids names, Joke of the Day & a poignant Leunig poem.
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Mar 7, 2022
Mar 7, 2022
52 min
Scotty & Ruttsy bid farewell to SK Warne and played a song about him written by Paul Kelly. We were amazed by the latest efforts of Chloe McCardel, Australia’s greatest open-water swimmer, we discussed the most likeable and the most divisive sports stars, Friday night Swordcraft in the suburbs, Giant puppets, the Everest climb attempt by an amputee, Smiles that move you & EV’s. Follow our podcast on Spotify…
Feb 28, 2022
Feb 28, 2022
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Golf weekends, Golden tickets, Great lines from the movie Kenny, Bacon flavoured Bugs, Flip-flops & pollution, Upper Middle Bogan, Eurovision’s Russian band, Putin jokes, 14 menu items you should never order, HOGO, Power saw legs, Humpback Whales & BYO is back baby. Plus, we revealed our AFL ladder predictions for 2022.
Feb 21, 2022
Feb 21, 2022
49 min
Scotty & Ruttsy did Footy Fan Feedback, Eating in the 1950’s, Grossi at the MCG, more expensive than heroin, Brangelina, Headlines, The Wolf of Spring Street and the world’s longest song outro’s. Plus we played REM’s It’s the End of the World as We Know It…
Feb 14, 2022
Feb 14, 2022
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy and Two Smokin’ Guns are back for 2022.
We reflected on our summer break – cricket, tennis, trips, movies, TV series and songs etc.
Scotty outlined his Feb-Fast challenge, we discussed Galentines day, expensive potato cakes and the Winter Olympics. Ruttsy explained the basic figure skating jumps for our edification and also some Half-Pipe terminology (moves such as the Canadian Bacon, Cannonball, Chicken Salad, Drunk Diver, Melon, Rusty Trombone and the Slob). We played Kingdom Leader by Boo Seeka, a tune perfect for a chilled summer evening.