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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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Feb 14, 2022
Feb 14, 2022
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy covered Rage Rooms, Chess grandmaster-suers, Submarines & the grumpy French, Who owns how many Submarines? (including Romania), 4-day weeks, James Packers boat, Favourite French dishes and the alternative to 18 holes of Golf. We discussed submarine songs and played Submission by the Sex Pistols. Another fun packed show. Enjoy…
Feb 14, 2022
Feb 14, 2022
54 min
The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy - discussed Ash Barty and national pride, Jamie Kah the superstar jockey, Kids named Avant-garde winning Spelling Bees, more PC nonsense with Shark Attacks now called “Negative Encounters”, Flaky Fish Allergy Cures (bit of a shark segue there!), Treadmills in Lockdown, Franco Cozzo’s new film, the Virgin Galactic space race queue, How we ate in the 50’s compared to the present day & a few “She fell in love with a golfer but she realised he was subpar” gags. Plus, in a nod to Richard Branson we played Starman by David Bowie.
Jan 16, 2022
Jan 16, 2022
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy covered Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam packed hour of mayhem & merriment.
Dec 29, 2021
Dec 29, 2021
53 min
The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy – talked Meat, Sport & Phones as we journeyed through the Sri Lankan Mrs World pageant controversy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Sports stars in movies, Best Sport Movies of all time, New PC Government speak, Golf, Female Jockey’s & a nostalgic chat about phone usage from yesteryear.
Song of the week was Nature Boy by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, because there is not enough Nick Cave on the airwaves.
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Dec 20, 2021
Dec 20, 2021
52 min
From earlier in the year, an episode where Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Trump’s wedding speech interruption & parlayed into Rowan Atkinson’s Father of the Bride speech. We discussed Spiderman, the Pharaohs procession, Anthony Hopkins, Australian women’s cricket team, a Night with the Crocs & the world’s best Oxymorons.
Song of the week is back which was Scare Easy by Mudcrutch (Tom Petty’s first band).
Dec 7, 2021
Dec 7, 2021
52 min
From earlier in the year, an episode in which Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Lapland’s funny (& very clever) bid for the 2032 Summer Olympics, Scotland’s gritter trucks, the Oldest brewery in the world, the love message from the South African golfer that went viral (my bok-bok, my special person), Cyber scammer busted, how to make the best salad sandwich, some fun facts & loads of Dad jokes.
Nov 30, 2021
Nov 30, 2021
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy covered the Wiggles and Matilda’s, a Shout Out to D.K. Lillee & Thorpy, Santa shortages, Korean Dog Meat, Kindergarten robots, Fifi’s trip to Fiji, Ethical hackers, the Draw-dropping art find and Penfolds Crypto. Given it’s the start of summer, Ruttsy took Scotty through a music quiz of summer songs. Check out all our episodes on Podbean or Spotify.
Nov 25, 2021
Nov 25, 2021
51 min
Scotty and Ruttsy revisited SAS Australia, Kim’s sister, the CIA and Julian Assange, Nude Wine Pickers, Ron Iddles, Plane armrests, Supermarket resignations, Mate v Mate, Ryan Gosling, Italian food, Bonza airlines and Ecuadorian prisons. Plus, we played some music by The War on Drugs.
Nov 17, 2021
Nov 17, 2021
50 min
Ruttsy & Scotty gave a “shout out” to the Australian T20 World Cup winning team, V8 drivers Will Brown & Anton de Pasquale, Tahli Gill & Dean Hewitt who are seeking to become Australia’s first qualifiers in Curling at the next Winter Olympics, as well as the sports Fierljeppen and Farnarkeling.
We discussed the Yarra Zipline, Dry Zones in Melbourne suburbs, EV’s, More weapons than Rambo, Are video games sport?, Screen time for kids & Cat Poo-Pong.
Sadly, Australian singer-songwriter Mark Gillespie passed away in the past week so Ruttsy paid tribute by playing Nothing Special off his 1981 Sweet Nothing album. RIP Mark.
Nov 10, 2021
Nov 10, 2021
51 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the Spring Racing carnival, V8’s & the new generation of cricketers. We unpacked unlucky anglers, revolting Maltese policemen, the French submarine farce & Laurie Nash. We celebrated the 50th birthday of Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven & played two Aussie cover versions – a spoken piece by iconic actor Leonard Teale and an absolute butchering performed by John Paul Young.