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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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Aug 9, 2022
Aug 9, 2022
53 min
We discussed the drastic reduction in the wine grape crush for 2022 and its impacts, Four’n Twenty pies in Japan, Weird flavoured ice-cream in England, Petrol stations going electric, some Odd Spots and the sale of Coopers Creek township in Gippsland, which inspired a chat about our very own sustainable township called Ruttsville or Scottytown. We played a snippet of Grown Ass Woman by Chapel Hart who are changing the dynamic of Country & Western music according to Scotty.
We had a couple of rants – Scotty inspired by Grace Tame and her work with domestic abuse, and Ruttsy on why there should be no kid’s menus in restaurants.
We said farewell to Archie Roach, Judith Durham & Olivia Newton John.
Jul 26, 2022
Jul 26, 2022
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked the Parma versus Parmi debate, Sicilian bacon & eggs, Drones & Submarines, a Leunig poem, the fake IPL game, teenage chewing gum heists, the new world record for pushing a peanut up a mountain with your nose & the mystery UFO light in Mildura that turned out to be a cannabis crop. For no reason whatsoever we played No Cars Go by Arcade Fire.
Jul 19, 2022
Jul 19, 2022
52 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the cold comfort of a Melbourne winter, the ‘Eat the Rich’ popsicles, There’s a Bear in There – a reversal of the Goldilocks fable, “La Grande Penurie de Moutarde” aka The Great Mustard Shortage in France, The Clash of the 98 year old Tennis players, the new song written by the band Double Happiness called Smoking Gun (we’ll claim it!), plus a great yarn about the nuisance footy player who set Lindsay Fox’s trackie-daks on fire (guess who?). Catch us on all the streaming service. Just google Two Smokin’ Guns.
Jul 12, 2022
Jul 12, 2022
52 min
Scotty & Ruttsy said farewell to Larry Storch (Corporal Randolph Agarn from F-Troop) and James Cann (Sonny Corleone in The Godfather), unpacked the Pig Imitation Festival in France, Bison risky selfies, Chinese Spies & the origin of Hell’s Angels. Scotty took us through his educational session on Aboriginal & Torres Strait Islanders, we discussed some Bad Soup that kills you & the newest kitchen gadgets. Today’s song as Rock’n’Roll Outlaw by Rose Tattoo.
Jul 4, 2022
Jul 4, 2022
52 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed ‘Always Live’, the new Victorian major events initiative, Martin Cooper who invented the mobile phone in 1973 and is bemused by how much time we now spend on them, Radio hosting as craft, the longevity of Roy & HG, the wine gang selling dodgy Bordeaux wines, the guy who bought a Napoleon Bonaparte marble bust in a craft market & just sold it for $220,000, Eco plastic wine bottle packaging, Wee trips in restaurants, the 78% of parents who let their children decide what to eat, Space, the spinal frontier: a story about bone density, plus Star Wars and the legal and ethical aspects of space warfare.
Wine songs this episode: Cheap Wine (Cold Chisel), Wine Time (Beccy Cole), Red Red Wine (UB40), Spill the Wine (Eric Burdon & War), Black Fingernails, Red Wine (Eskimo Joe), Elderberry Wine (Elton John) & Summer Wine (Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood).
By the way…have a listen to Wine Time by Beccy Cole – very funny song.
Jun 28, 2022
Jun 28, 2022
56 min
Scotty & Ruttsy celebrated the 100th episode of Two Smokin’ Guns. How on Earth have we flown under the radar this long?
We began the show with lots of sound effects and 15 minutes talking about wine…go figure!!
Because Ruttsy did a wine course and learnt something about appellations & Chateau’s (Castles), we played our favourite Castle songs: so you get Castles in the Air (Don McLean), Castles (Freya Ridings) & Castles in the Air (Hoodoo Gurus).
Then we bashed through our normal all-sorts of Vegan lunch canoes, Pollies outliving average citizens, Monkeypox & Music festivals, our favourite quotes over the years (including John Wayne’s “Life is hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid”), the new Yeah, Yeah ambassador, the Code Red Jack Nicholson scene and La Nina stuff.
By the way, listen to Castles by Freya Ridings….thank us later!
Happy 100th episode from the Guns…
Jun 21, 2022
Jun 21, 2022
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy back together again after Jubilees, Swimming controversies, The Logies, Stockmarket wobbles, the Energy price crisis, LIV golf power battles, Saints wobbles & AFL players mucking up in Bali. We covered the World Fireworks Championships, the World Mermaid Championships, the House you can eat, Human skin robots, Soldier bones as fertiliser, Hugh Jackman’s Huge House, Last straw plastic & England’s Heatwave.
Plus, in a right of reply to my Dog songs medley several episodes ago, it was time to play Cat songs. So, you get Black Cat (Janet Jackson), Stray Cat Strut (Stray Cats), Pity Miss Kitty (Babby Darin), I Taut I Saw a Puddy Tat (Mel Blanc), The Love Cats (The Cure), Cat’s in the Cradle (Harry Chapin), Honky Cat (Elton John), Year of the Cat (Al Stewart), Cool For Cats (UK Squeeze), What’s New Pussycat (Tom Jones), and a little of the Top Cat theme song from the cartoon show!
Jun 14, 2022
Jun 14, 2022
51 min
Ruttsy was flying solo on this episode of the Two Smokin’ Guns, so he built an eclectic music soundtrack based around Bands that have the word “Band” in their name. So, you get KC & the Sunshine Band (That’s the Way), Average White Band (Pick up the Pieces), Band of Skulls (We’re Alive), Band of Horses (Warning Signs), Steve Miller Band (Take the Money and Run), Tedeschi Trucks Band (Midnight in Harlem), Manfred Mann’s Earth Band (Blinded by the Light), Band of Gold (I Wanna Dance with You Again) & Tom Robinson Band (2-4-6-8 Motorway). Hope you enjoy these bands!!!
May 30, 2022
May 30, 2022
54 min
Scotty & Ruttsy chatted about Top Gun, Weather, Vegemite, The new Karen, Courses for change, Goldy’s dancing academy & New Wine varietals.
Our theme today was “Dogs”, so we discussed the best Dog movies and played our favourite songs about Dogs, including songs from; Procol Harum, Neil Young, John Hiatt, Lobo, The Monkees, Patti Page, Luke Bryan, Led Zeppelin, Dr. John, Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, Cat Stevens, B52’s, Baha Men & Elvis Presley.
May 23, 2022
May 23, 2022
54 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed kaleidoscopes, sea monkeys & boomerangs, Bingeing of shows, the Election results for the Red, Blue, Teal & Yellow corners, the “Super Cold”, the Monkeypox, Crypto & Sexpo.
We took a journey through some of the most memorable movie theme songs (Chariots of Fire, Rocky, Pink Panther, James Bond, Superman, Star Wars, Godfather, Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly & Top Gun).
Then Cameron Smith’s errant golf shot, The new Top Gun movie, the Wagatha Christie affair between Coleen Rooney & Rebekah Vardy in the UK, Holograms at the football & Dan Andrews unauthorised biography.