Episodes

Mar 13, 2023
Mar 13, 2023
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Spag Bol, Dinners in Flats, Powdered Beer, Karens 2.0, Aussie Cardboard Drones in Ukraine, Overdue library books, Elle McFeast’s Chopper Read interview, Orca’s killing sharks, Narco-tourism, Garages for sale, Magician’s abused on ships & Poor Harry who now wants an apology.

Feb 20, 2023
Feb 20, 2023
54 min
Scotty & Ruttsy chatted cricket, Titus O’Reilly tipping guidelines, the Chappelli versus Beefy feud, Harry & Megan on South Park, the banning of Delilah at Welsh rugby games, Wedding facts & Drug sniffing Squirrels. We also interviewed local identity, David Wassell, on the Pickleball phenomenon.

Feb 13, 2023
Feb 13, 2023
53 min
Scotty interviewed Ruttsy about his big road trip which took in Canberra, Bateman’s Bay, Sydney, Walcha, Mudgee, Bowral, Mollymook & Lakes Entrance.
Ruttsy walked through Walcha Cup race weekend and all fun, frivolity & colourful characters involved. We also covered country Greyhound tracks, famous greyhounds and the most Apt/Appropriate names in sport. We finished with the song Barely Losing by Richmond Fontaine.

Jan 25, 2023
Jan 25, 2023
57 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Melbourne summers, Vegemite Pizza’s, Low alcohol beer, the phenomena of Chat GPT and the Two Smokin’ Guns song that it produced, Some of Ruttsy’s favourite Oxymorons, plus Scotty read out his Letter to the Editor rant about Pup’s public spat. We played Helplessly Hoping to honour the passing of David Crosby.

Jan 21, 2023
Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #111 - 17th Jan 2023
Jan 21, 2023
Jan 21, 2023
53 min
Scotty & Ruttsy reviewed the National Jigsaw Puzzle Championships, Belarus's Macca's exit, Pickleball investors, the Potato Chip shortage, Prince Harry's book Spare, the 65 year-old wig shop, the Nepo babies of Louis Vuitton, some good and bad shopping experiences over the summer break & some of the dumbest and best business ideas of all time.

Jan 12, 2023
Jan 12, 2023
52 min
2022 Best Songs by Ruttsy

Nov 15, 2022
Nov 15, 2022
49 min
Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked the 2026 Commonwealth Games venues, a Robot called Sparrow, 30 Jobs that no longer exist, Giant Snails, A slight at the Opera, Dead politician’s re-elected, Royal’s Egging, Compostable food packaging, Lucky bets, How music influences wine tasting & the dish of the day – pork belly. We also played Snail Shell by They Might be Giants.

Nov 7, 2022
Nov 7, 2022
52 min
Ruttsy chatted about his recent Whitsundays boating holiday & shared some fun facts about the region. The Guns then ran through a menagerie of content, from Maggots in medicine to the US Mullet Championships (google mulletchamp.com), Paris hearses on wheels, Selfie deaths, Seagull sickies, Giant goldfish, the Eye-popping Guinness World Record, the ‘barely there’ dress code at Flemington & some odd spots and gags.
Ruttsy played a song called Empty Nest of the new Silversun Pickups album, Physical Thrills, which has just ‘dropped’ to use the vernacular.

Oct 20, 2022
Oct 20, 2022
52 min
In a show that was totally random with little in the way of segues, Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Chess Cheats, Where have all the Bogongs gone, Fart Cows, Banned Books Week, Xmas without glitter, the Chocolate Bunny War, Who & what are “Eshays”, the Brickman’s Shed, Fizzy versus non-fizzy Champagne, the Flinders Street Station potential demolition, the latest doco’s on the streaming services & which Aussies should be on the $5 note.
Scotty played a song by his new man-crush, Drake Milligan, called ‘Sounds Like Something I’d Do’.

Oct 17, 2022
Oct 17, 2022
52 min
Scotty asked Ruttsy a load of questions about his Italian Trip – Trip planning, Travel diaries, Barolo the epicentre, the food experiences, the different wine varieties, the prices, language barriers, the people, the culture, the traffic, accommodation.
Then we examined what cuisines Melbourne are eating by suburb & a bit about the Queens life, including what she would eat in a typical day. Some streaming services & film banter and the drunk Turkish man who joined his own search party.

