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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed a silent Big Ben, Tik Tok in Montana & the new Indiana Jones premiere. We talked about Killer Whales, Aussie Slang, NYC’s heavyweight problem & Kurt Cobain’s guitar. Song of the week was 24 Frames by Jason Isbell. Scotty’s rant was about paranormal activity in country Victoria. Wine of the week was Carmenere. Food was lunchbox sangers, Nigerian soup & mobile Pizza. More random madness from the Two Smokin’ Guns.
May 16, 2023
May 16, 2023
55 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Mother’s day flower prices, Queueing, MND & who should go down the slide. What Caught My Eye included the US Writer’s Strike, Odd Spots, Kid’s biting back and some Jokes. Song of the week was My Father’s hands by Broderick Smith (RIP). Scotty’s Rant was about Car Etiquette & he had some bumper stickers to share. Wine segment covered Champagne & some budget drinking options. Food segment covered genetically modified food & some Fun Food Facts. Enjoy…
May 2, 2023
May 2, 2023
54 min
Scotty & Ruttsy showcased their new stings. The Week That Was featured the Melbourne Chilli-Eating Championship results & Jetstar punch-ups, What Caught My Eye featured Arab’s in Space, Jupiter rockets, Pentridge hotel rooms, Seagull Screeching Championships, Rosco’s nude pledge & a joke. Song of the Week was Angel of 8th Avenue by Gang of Youths. Scotty’s rant was about State Funeral naysayers. Wine of the Week was Nebbiolo. Food stories were about Marmalade & Puffer Fish. Enjoy…
Apr 25, 2023
Apr 25, 2023
57 min
In a remarkable demonstration of structure & organisation, the Two Smokin’ Guns have decided to do “segments”. Most radio shows caught onto this concept 40 years ago, so yes, we are late to the party!
Segment 1 was Magic Moments of the week past which was all about Barry Humphries & Father Bob. Segment 2 was What Caught My Eye in the last week which was New Mafia Bosses, Space X, Ultra-Marathon Super-speeds, Chess gender craziness, Rhino baths & Portable Baths.
Segment 3 was Song of the Week which saw us play ‘Sell Out’ by new superstar Somebody’s Child. Segment 4 was Scotty’s Rant & you really had to be there!
Segment 5 is Wine of The Week – this week Verdelho. Segment 6 was Food & we covered the Melbourne Chilli Eating Championships & High flying restaurants. An organised TSG’s! WTF?
Apr 17, 2023
Apr 17, 2023
51 min
Scotty almost died from asphyxiation during the show but we still managed to discuss Ruttsy’s Hot Cross Bun tasting competition, Bears killing joggers (BTW Ruttsy has been scared of Bears since the movie Grizzly), Sex Dolls being used as passengers, Ruttsy’s chat with Jordan Belfort & Paolo Nutini’s brilliant concert (played the song Shine A Light). Oh, plus deep sea fish, AC/DC & Highway to Hell.
Apr 11, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
20 min
Ruttsy sat down with Harry Hill, Senior Captain of Old Brighton, to discuss last season’s successes, the pre-season under new coach Dan Donati, his leadership group, the strong connection between the school, U19’s & the Senior team, the importance of the women’s football program to the Club’s culture & some exciting new faces to look out for in 2023. Go Tonners!
Apr 9, 2023
Apr 9, 2023
26 min
Ahead of the 2023 VAFA Football season, Ruttsy spoke with the President of Old Brighton Grammarians Football Club, Tom Clarke, about the changes since last season, the ambitions for 2023, the new coaching groups at the Club & the great spirit of the OBGFC community. Go Tonners!
Apr 6, 2023
Apr 6, 2023
54 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Footy, Transistors, Coronation dinner menus from bygone eras, the new Australian province of Jimland, old mate Donald Trump, Camel beauty contests & cloning, Gwyneth’s day in court, AC/DC’s comeback, Mick Gatto’s charity lunch & Fish in deep water. We outro’d with Highway to Hell by AccaDacca.
Mar 28, 2023
Mar 28, 2023
54 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the world of Electric Bikes, What’s on in Melbourne, Lewd names on Boats, Funny boat names, the many flavours of Hot Cross Buns, Dougie Hawkins lightning strike, more Harry/Sparkle gifts, the new Elvis chapel of love in Abbotsford & a confusing tale of ChatGPT, Bots, Online praying & Saints (we are still confused). We played the new single See You Tomorrow by Adelaide band Bad//Dreems.
Mar 20, 2023
Mar 20, 2023
53 min
On this weeks episode, Ruttsy spoke with Dave Wassell to understand all about the phenomenon that is Pickleball, and also spoke with Sally Hillman to learn more about the wonderful world of Champagne. Cheers.