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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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Aug 23, 2020
Aug 23, 2020
2hr 6 sec
Well, we had a great laugh today. AFL ladder predictions and some hilarious footy nicknames kept us amused for quite awhile before we tackled Conmen, Shearers, Funny masks, Microwave wine, China wine, Ponting wine, Drive through Haunted Houses, Wuhan pool parties, Kremlin espionage & online shopping trends amongst other nonsense.
Song theme = Flowers. We had Dead Flowers by The Rolling Stones, Cut Flowers by The Smithereens, Can’t Help Myself by The Flowers (Icehouse) & Batflowers by Washington.
In a world of gloom and doom, thank God for the Two Smokin’ Guns (said no-one ever!)…
Aug 17, 2020
Aug 17, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled public urinals in Amsterdam, punching sharks, Mullets, Pineapple-eating pigs, Cack-handers, fast food labelling, Rubik’s cube champions, the new 5km world record holder, Chloe McCardel’s 35th English channel crossing, more 1880’s shady characters, animal bullseyes, & government stupidity.
Ruttsy took us on a culinary tour of all the Royal Mail hotels in Victoria and Scotty outlined the new rules for Scrabble & Pictionary.
"Message" was the song theme, so we had Message in a Bottle by The Police, Put the Message in the Box by World Party, I Send a Message by INXS & Rudy, a Message to You by The Specials.
Aug 10, 2020
Aug 10, 2020
1hr 59 min
Eclectic, extravagant, exclusive & esoteric described the content as Scotty & Ruttsy examined “El Marro”, Chinese separatists, State Governments, Royal Flush, Bikie business, Lockdown Letters, The Premiers North Face presser, Emu’s & Wild Boars, AFL GF moving to Qld, Street Names, Wine, Aussie soldiers & some Dad jokes for good measure.
Song theme was Remedies/Vaccines/New Drugs so we had Remedy by the Black Crowes, I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis, Love is the Drug by Roxy Music & Drugs by Ammonia.
All views expressed on Two Smokin’ Guns are the views of Scotty & Ruttsy (our lawyer Sir Reginald Buffington-Tuffington III insists on this disclaimer).
Aug 3, 2020
Aug 3, 2020
2hr 27 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled the Mickey Mouse Tax, the Race to Mars, Karens called Karen, Stonehenge, Salt & Pepper shakers, John Clarke, Eve Black’s secret life, Mask freedom, tricky celestial geometry, limp carrots, languishing parsnips, ways to use Honey & fun facts about Meatloaf.
Song selection was delegated to Scotty this week – an eclectic mix including Superman by Crash Test Dummies, Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf, Don’t you Want Me by Human League, Little Ray of Sunshine by Axiom & Nessun Dorma by the Three Tenors.
Jul 26, 2020
Jul 26, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Trumps slump, Kylie, the Business Class whinge, Fat tourists in Gondola’s, 50 hours of Elvis, Dinosaurs, Rats in the burbs, Michelle Ford’s 1980 Olympics against the drug cheats & non-alcoholic wine reviews amongst other important items!!
Song theme was songs with “Picture” in the title so we got Pictures of You by The Cure, Picture This by Blondie, Every Picture Tells a Story by Rod Srewart & Pictures in the Mirror by Living End.
Jul 19, 2020
Jul 19, 2020
2hr 1 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the woman who has done Brighton, Lord Botham, Mullet dressing, the Swear Jar story, Scary Cyber wars, Mick Gatto nervous lawyer, China picking fights, the Sikhs delivering free curries to the disadvantaged and players Malcolm Blight likes.
Music inspiration was from new Aussie music show, The Sound, and featured There She Goes My Beautiful World by Nick Cave, Step up the Morphine by The DMA’s, From the Sea by Eskimo Joe, Live it Up by Mental as Anything & Unguarded Moment by The Church.
Jul 12, 2020
Jul 12, 2020
2hr 35 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Melania v Jill, Long-life Eggs, Wimbledon, Johnny Depp, Russian ice cream, James Reyne’s bill, Bikies, De Niro, Unlikely causes of fire, Bad analogies by high school students, new facts about the Falconio/Lees/Murdoch case plus Ruttsy cracked a few gags.
Round 2 of Fire as a song theme saw Everything’s on Fire by Hunters & Collectors, Paper in Fire by John Cougar Mellencamp, Forest Fire by Lloyd Cole & Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.
Jul 6, 2020
Jul 6, 2020
2hr 6 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled the VIC lockdown fiasco, the infamous Adelaide Crows training camp, Saffron v Gold, Rich-listers, LVMH, Meghxit, Footy redheads, Vladimir Putin, Ghislaine Maxwell, Warwick Capper, Political correctness & some fun facts about Fire.
Song theme was “Fire” so we had Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon, Just Like Fire Would by The Saints, Firewoman by The Cult & Fire in Cairo by The Cure.
Jun 29, 2020
Jun 29, 2020
2hr 51 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Trump’s Wall, Holden’s, Pilots in Pakistan, Nick v The Joker, Generation Alpha, Mr. Brownie, Bobby’s Bears Spray & the Man who paid $9m for a guitar.
Ruttsy had a rant about COVID lockdowns, discussed some fascinating travel destinations in Australia, some fun facts about wine and Scotty took us through Cherry Spitting.
The song theme was “Prisons” so we got Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash, Back on the Chain Gang by The Pretenders, Green Green Grass of Home by Tom Jones, Jailbreak by AC/DC, Jailhouse Rock by Elvis and Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy.
Jun 14, 2020
Jun 14, 2020
2hr 8 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy dissected the Banning of the Bonking Bubble, Collective Nouns, Footy’s Willy Wonka golden ticket, Fawlty Towers, Political Correctness, Cambodian lawn decorations, Delvene Delaney, Back to school for Bank staff and Trump versus The Rocketman at Golf.
An esoteric song theme this week from Ruttsy - songs with Runnin’ in the title (not Running but Runnin’) - as in Two Smokin’ Guns not Two Smoking Guns – pretty esoteric hey???
We got Where are we Runnin’ by Lenny Kravitz, Runnin’ Back to Saskatoon by The Guess Who, Runnin’ Down a Dream by Tom Petty & Long Train Runnin’ by The Doobie Bros.
And a whole lot of other odds and sods courtesy of TSG’s…