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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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Jun 7, 2020
Jun 7, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy dissected Parma’s, Bonking bans, get off the grass ScoMo, injecting rooms, Einstein, Dinosaur’s, Daniel Ricciardo’s salary per lap, 90’s music and some “black magic” in Port Phillip Bay.
Freedom was the song theme so we had “Rockin’ in the Free World” from Neil Young, “Freedom 90” by George Michael, “Freedom of Choice by Devo and “Get Free” by The Vines.
May 31, 2020
May 31, 2020
2hr 9 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled a kaleidoscope of content including Bogan baby names, Dwarf Donkeys, Indian birds acting as spies, Protesters in towers, Kylie’s Rose, World Burger Day, Danter Banter, Red wine worth $12k & food delivery services.
Our special guest, Stuart Kay, outlined the scenarios if COVID strikes the AFL again, the prospects for local footy returning, the changed racing season and the prospects for the Blues and the Saints.
Ruttsy took us through The Scorpions “Wind of Change” song rumoured to be written by the CIA which inspired this week’s music theme of Change – we had Sheryl Crow “A Change will do you good”, Tears for Fears “Change”, INXS “Don’t Change”, John Mayer’s “Waiting on the world to change” with honourable mentions to Bowie, Dylan, LRB & Sam Cooke.
May 25, 2020
May 25, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy talked Dr. Trump, Baby names, Canberra accounting errors, Traffic light collectors, the Powderfinger live stream, Motels, college admissions, tunnels & boxing comebacks.
Scotty told a mysterious and chilling mountain tale of Mr. Buttonman haunting the Bunyip State Forest complete with duelling banjo music, and Ruttsy had a Dear Abby letter.
“Days” was the song theme so we had Powderfinger “These Days”, Pete Murray “Better Days”, Soundgarden “Fell on Black Days” & The Cure “In Between Days”.
May 23, 2020
May 23, 2020
27 min
Sir Ian “Beefy” Botham was a very special guest on the show this week. We discussed Nelson Mandella, Eric Clapton, Botham wines, his Charity walks, Scunthorpe United and some cricket stories. Very special moment for Scotty & Ruttsy. Enjoy..
May 23, 2020
May 23, 2020
27 min
Scotty & Ruttsy interview John Silvester, an Australian journalist and crime writer. He has written for major Melbourne based newspapers such as The Age, the Sunday Herald Sun and others. Silvester has also co-written a number of bestselling books with Andrew Rule based on crime in Melbourne. Some of their works formed the basis of the hit Australian TV series Underbelly. He also appears weekly on 3AW's breakfast program as "Sly of the Underworld".
We discussed all of the colourful characters such as Nicola Gobbo, Carl Williams, Tony Mokbel, “The Musician”, Mick Gatto & Christopher Dale Flannery.
May 17, 2020
May 17, 2020
2hr 13 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy talked Trump on the Titanic, Rex Hunt nicknames, Sniffer Dogs, Heston’s red wine stash, Nightclubs, the revised Best Aussie TV Characters list, money laundering and noted that Dan Andrews has declared we can “get on the beers” soon.
Flying was the song theme so we had Tom Petty “Learning to Fly”, Foo Fighters “Learn to Fly”, Lenny Kravitz “Fly Away” & Steve Miller “Fly Like an Eagle”. It was Back in Black’s 40th Birthday so we also snuck in AC/DC’s “Shoot to Thrill”.
May 10, 2020
May 10, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy whirled through the latest news - Long lunches without FBT, Bonking boffins, Pete Evans non-activated contract, isolation spending patterns, Hollywood mum’s parenting advice, Mike Tyson, the fences from the Block & Nat’s What I Reckon.
We played some Corona parodies from the world-wide-web, critiqued the Top 20 Aussie TV characters, guessed footy player nicknames, discussed the definition of cockwomble & Ruttsy took us through his pet peeve - kids names with poor spelling.
Gold was the song theme so we got Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey, Fields of Gold by Eva Cassidy, Gold by Spandau Ballet & Heart of Gold by Neil Young.
May 3, 2020
May 3, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy ran through the revised best Aussie singers list following the Two Smokin’ Guns constructive critique last week, Top 10 movie portals, the problem with food delivery businesses, a change to the Australian National Anthem, the similarities between nightclubs and gyms & debated “Milk or No Milk?” in your Spaghetti Bolognese recipe.
Ruttsy shared his favourite Quotes such as David Lee Roth “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass”. He also shared his favourite Aussie nicknames including “The Exorcist” so called because seemingly he never left a party until all the spirits were gone.
Ruttsy outlined his Top 25 best 3-piece bands and played songs from his Top 5 – Violent Femmes, Band of Skulls, Nirvana, Dinosaur Jr. & The Police.
We kept the Quiz simple for Scotty – true or false answers only.
Apr 26, 2020
Apr 26, 2020
1hr 59 min
Two Smokin’ Guns had crime writer and Underbelly author John Sylvester (Sly of the Underworld) as our special guest talking about the colourful characters of the Melbourne underworld. His stories about the Williams clan, Gatto, Mokbel and Gobbo had us hanging on every word.
We covered the world leaders finest work from Kim Jong-Un’s disappearance, Boris’s return and Trump’s stupidity (again), Anzac Day, Capt. Tom Moore’s #1 hit and his world walking record, How to use Drones, Sparkle Markle’s slapdown & sundry other topics. Then we took a sledgehammer to the Top 30 Best Australian Solo Artists list that was in the weekend paper.
We played Michael Cristiano’s song Forever Grateful, where he pays tribute to the frontline people doing great work in our hospitals. The rest of the songs were Monday songs – Manic Monday (Bangles), Monday’s Experts (Weddings, Parties, Anything) & Blue Monday (New Order). Oh, and Folsom Prison Blues (Johnny Cash) got a run apropos of the Underbelly segment.
All the normal mix of mayhem and madness that you’ve come to expect from Scotty & Ruttsy.
Apr 19, 2020
Apr 19, 2020
1hr 59 min
Two Smokin’ Guns interviewed Stuart Kay from Escala Partners on the stockmarket implications of COVID-19, spoke to Greg Reid about his quarantine story, discussed Escape movies, Top 10 Queen Elizabeth fun facts, Polish priests, Corona shaped burgers, Cocaine Cassie and other useless trivia. We played “Sunday” songs including Sunday Papers (Joe Jackson), Lazy Sunday Afternoon (Small Faces), Pleasant Valley Sunday (Monkees), Every Day is like Sunday (Morrissey) and Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2).