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Two Smokin' Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..
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Nov 9, 2020
Nov 9, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the Trumpster in the Dumpster, the TAB systems crash, Putin’s immunity for life, China eating our lobsters, John Silvester’s 7 deadly sins, Unusual Pub Names, Dane’s & Minks, Lost life savings, the Greek upgrade, Flying Fox to the Rescue, Monkeys as Revheads, Retro Motels, Brit teens growing slowly, Gelati & changing what we eat.
With 9 consecutive days of COVID 0-0, the song theme was based on “nine”. So we got 99 Luftballoons by Nena, 1999 by Prince, Love Potion #9 by The Searchers, 9-5 by Dolly Parton & 19th Nervous Breakdown by The Rolling Stones. A tenuous theme I agree…
Nov 6, 2020
Nov 6, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Johnny Get Angry’s win in the Derby, Melbourne Cup tips, Flying Cars, Largest crowds at sporting events, the new Sheffield Shield record partnership, Trump cheating at Golf, Sean Connery’s movies, Vatican money laundering & Hoverboards.
Kiss was the music theme so amongst some fun facts about kissing we had the following songs; Kiss the Dirt by INXS, Let’s Kiss by Models, Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer & It’s in his Kiss (the Shoop Shoop song) by the Bootleg Family Band.
Oct 25, 2020
Oct 25, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Oscar the F3 driver “What the Cox Plate Jockeys said about their Rides”, Croc attacks, Fun facts about Tigers, Cats & Saints, Eric Bana’s new movie, Veggie burgers, Top 4 Australian cities to visit when borders re-open, Odd spots and fun facts, Weird boy names, The Romans & other assorted snippets of stupidity.
Song theme was Melbourne places so we had Under the Clocks by Weddings Parties Anything, Never Turn Right at Burke Rd Malvern by Greg Champion, Westgate by Mark Seymour, Balwyn Calling by Skyhooks & From St.Kilda to Kings Cross by Paul Kelly.
Oct 18, 2020
Oct 18, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the A-Z of Quarantine, the Playboy with a Patch, Con-air, Wine misconceptions, the Brownlow, Grand Final entertainment, the US turning off the Trump show, Bathurst, the Grand Final menu & some odd-spots and fun facts.
was the song theme so we had Holy Grail by Hunters & Collectors, Leaps & Bounds by Paul Kelly, Red Hot Go by The Coodabeen Champions, plus snippets from One Tony Lockett by James Freud, One Day in September & Up There Cazaly by Mike Brady, That’s the Thing about Football by Greg Champion, More than a Game by Chris Doheny, Footyana by Austen Tayshus & Shut Up – the Footy’s on the Radio by TISM.
Oct 11, 2020
Oct 11, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy dissected the AFL finals, the Saints exit, Australia’s greatest TV moments, Masterchef Kids & Kids who invent things, Red-leg the cat, Bill the bastard horse & Pen pals. We farewelled Eddy Van Halen, celebrated Rafa’s 100th win at Roland Garros, Dan’s 100th presser, records that won’t ever be broken, looked for the missing 6 minutes from the Quarantine enquiry & George Pell’s mafia links.
To celebrate the Saints remarkable turnaround in season 2020 the theme song was “Resurrection”. So we had Resurrection Shuffle by Ashton, Gardner & Dyke, Love Resurrection by Alison Moyet & I Am the Resurrection by Stone Roses. We also remembered some classic John Clark Farnarkeling & his work on The Games…genius.
Oct 4, 2020
Oct 4, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy did “How Clever is Your Car”, Fun facts About Beer, Borat’s new movie, Arctic melt, a Fruit & Veg quiz, Busted dams, Aussie car slang, Food pairing, Titus O’Reilly gambling tips (very funny by the way), the Night-Mayor & the great antics of the Geelong FC Mascot – Very nice – I am very excite - Jagshemash!!!
We were going to do hangover songs but given the SAINTS had a big win we changed the song theme to WINNERS. So we got Always a Winner by Pete Murray, Everyone’s a Winner by Hot Chocolate, Winning Streak by Glen Hansard & Winner Takes It All by ABBA.
We are celebrating our 1st birthday anniversary of being on air. Thanks to all of our regular listeners & our close friends & family who have tolerated Two Smokin’ Idiots….
Sep 27, 2020
Sep 27, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy farewelled Dean Jones & Max Merritt, celebrated the Archibald winner, two champion Aussie middle distance runners, talked local footy, AFL & Dermie’s broken body. Ruttsy talked through Australia’s BIG things – Pineapple, Mango Banana, Olive, Koala, Galah, Peanut, Pie, Wheelbarrow & the Big Bogan – whilst Scotty talked us through his Antipasti platter, famous quotes & Falafels.
In honour of Max Merritt “Slipping” was the song theme and we had Slipping Away by Max Merritt, Slippin’ & Slidin’ by John Lennon, Slip Sliding Away by Paul Simon & Slipstream by Sherbet.
Sep 21, 2020
Sep 21, 2020
1hr 59 min
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled Alaskan dentists on hoverboards, Australia’s favourite biscuits, The Saints, the Fight for Planet A, Cliffy Young, Racing form guide lingo, Hurricane names, Toilet roll cakes, Bionic eyes, Melania Trump, 1960’s abbreviations & naughty dog breeds amongst other nonsense.
Rockabilly was the song genre so we dished up our favourite Rockabilly songs including Runaway Boy by The Stray Cats, Blue Suede Shoes by Carl Perkins, That’s All Right Mama by Elvis Presley, Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley & Rockabilly Boogie by Johnny Burnette.
Sep 13, 2020
Sep 13, 2020
2hr 13 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Japanese chainsaw-wielding zombies in coffins, Tom Hanks, Amazon men, Facebook data, dancing robots, Dyslexia, Trump quotes, burning hair, 80 year-old dreadlocks, getting Sparkle Markle to speak at your event, catching 2,645 fish, plus we introduced a new Travel segment focussed this week on Italy.
Travel was the loose song theme song we had Roam by The B52’s, Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz, Big Jet Plan by Angus & Julia Stone & Ships of Fools by World Party.
Aug 30, 2020
Aug 30, 2020
2hr 39 sec
Scotty & Ruttsy tackled the Saints, WAG’s versus Significant Others, Tim Tams, the Proboscis, Neuralink, Russian hackers, Public transport, Tastes of the State, Polar Bears, Pies, Sunshine, the loss of Subzero & Ruttsy shared his favourite weird & wonderful Associations.
Dan has no plan but we have a plan. Our plan was a song theme about plans, so we had Plans by Birds of Tokyo, Making Plans for Nigel by XTC, Plan A by The Dandy Warhols, I’ve Got a Plan by My Friend the Chocolate Cake & Life Plan by Jackie Got Lemons. Enjoy…